me: huh damn i’m bored
the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower
me:
me in a Best Buy: excuse me, which one is the best
employee: I’m sorry, what?
me: which is the best to buy
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The artistry.
award winning
this is the kind of wholesome content this website desperately needs
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full offense but why is incest stuff such a common kink
Because Freud gave weird people the excuse they wanted
someone gimme that bald fuck’s address, I’m gonna slap his ass in
@oppa-homeless-style you’re a bit late, nobby
Why did we ever stop wearing 18th century clothing
to wear 19th century clothing you Georgian rake
It’s Pisces season! Cry, go swimming, play the victim, fuck a fish,
The U.S. in a gif series.
This could be a game changer
okay universe, i need something really really good to happen please
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